The king woke up one morning with an itch on his chest. He had been bitten by a flea! On the other hand, the insect should be executed for biting the king; on the other hand, it now has royal blood running through its veins. What should you do with a flea that has royal blood? For the answer to this and many more crucial questions, like: Why shouldn't pirates wear earplugs? Will Antartic Snake Oil make you smarter? What should you do if an alien lands in your backyard and needs to use the toilet, but there's no toilet paper...only your homework?! Read this book! Some of the answers will surprise you...

 

There are 84 pages in this book. This is a short story book. This book was published 2005 by Hardie Grant Egmont .