Hundreds of silly jokes on every topic you can think of!

What's the difference between an elephant and a biscuit? You can't dunk an elephant in your tea.

Why did the monster get good marks in his exam? Because two heads are better than one.

What do you call a woman with a tortoise on her head? Shelley.

There are 288 pages in this book. This book was published 2017 by Pan Macmillan .

Jane Eccles loves drawing and works in a tiny room in her house in Hampshire, where she lives with her husband and son and small grey cat. Macmillan Children's Books is an imprint of Pan Macmillan, one of the largest general book publishers in the UK.