From "Class Classics" to "Questionable Behavior," this collection of snappy, wisecracking comebacks - written by the strong-selling authors of "It's Not My Fault Because..." - is every smart-aleck's dream book. After all, it provides excuses for every sticky situation such as: forget something for Show and Tell?; Say hello to my cousin the Invisible Man; didn't do your homework? Sorry, it's a paper about ESP - you'll have to read my mind; and is a friend demanding to know why you didn't laugh at his joke? Tell him it's because I haven't heard one yet. Mischievous kids will marvel at their new-found wit.

 

There are 96 pages in this book. This book was published 2007 by Sterling Juvenile .

Philip Yates lives in Austin, TX, and works at the Will Hampton Branch of Oak Hill Library in the Austin Public Library system. He is the coauthor, with Matt Rissinger, of several humor books for children, including Biggest Joke Book in the World , Great Book of Zany Jokes , and World's Silliest Jokes , all published by Sterling. His first pirate picture book for Sterling was A Pirate's Night Before Christmas .