There are no stupid answers to stupid questions - only great comebacks! With the hundreds of witty retorts in this book you can make your friends crack up and make your parents groan. Try some School Crack Ups to answer questions like "Why were you absent yesterday?": "Sorry, the government's UFO scientists have sworn me to secrecy." Make a Rapid Recovery to something like "Do you talk back to your parents, too?": "Yes, we love classical music. You did say talk Bach, didn't you?" Tired of "Didn't I tell you to tidy up your room"? Answer "Yes, but first you'll have to increase my pocket money. Renting a bulldozer isn't cheap!"

 

There are 96 pages in this book. This book was published 2004 by Sterling Juvenile .

Philip Yates lives in Austin, TX, and works at the Will Hampton Branch of Oak Hill Library in the Austin Public Library system. He is the coauthor, with Matt Rissinger, of several humor books for children, including Biggest Joke Book in the World , Great Book of Zany Jokes , and World's Silliest Jokes , all published by Sterling. His first pirate picture book for Sterling was A Pirate's Night Before Christmas .