Nigel Mullet isn't your typical teenager he's a vampire But unfortunately, when Nigel transformed he didn't become all broody and interesting, and as for super strength and speed well, forget it! Instead he's got acne, a voice that squeaks, a tendency to break out in a rash (not sparkles!) when exposed to the sun, and absolutely no idea how to talk to girls When a beautiful new girl moves into the neighborhood, Nigel is determined to win her heart but first he's got to figure out how In the meantime, he writes about her in his diary and composes really bad love poetry that he will recite to her one day, if he can work up the courage to tell her the truth Can Nigel win the girl and the respect of his family or is he destined to be a totally lame vampire forever?

 

There are 256 pages in this book. This book was published 2010 by Simon & Schuster .

Tim Collins is originally from Manchester, but now lives in London. He is the author of over thirty books including Wimpy Vampire, Cosmic Colin and Dorkius Maximus. His books have been translated into over thirty languages and he has won awards in the UK and Germany.